urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss make lemonade, so fate can throw it on the floor. Samantha Jean's pity party 2009-01-14T03:11:23Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:70175 2009-01-14T03:11:23Z 2009-01-14T03:11:23Z I found a reason to quit you.<br />I'm leaving you for Google Reader.<br />Don't start that crying shit.<br />If you still love me and want me to know about your life,<br />send me a comment and I'll still read. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:69910 2008-06-04T16:02:06Z 2008-06-04T16:02:06Z I wrote a letter to make things better.<br />Went to work, still waiting for a reply.<br />"we should probably just be friends."<br />Thanks for understanding, as usual. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:69729 2008-03-25T18:41:28Z 2008-03-25T18:41:28Z is the wine and cheese reception with Crispin Porter and Bogusky, that I am super excited about.<br />I got up this morning...<br />took a shower after boxing class...<br />did my hair...<br />got dressed in this cute dress that Sean got me from the Gap.<br />I just went into my bathroom and decided that it needed some cleaning...<br />so I cleaned my toilet...<br />my shower...<br />and a large chunk of color off the right breast of my dress.<br />Awesome. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:69615 2008-01-17T21:08:47Z 2008-01-18T22:11:38Z TO THE UNIVERSE: Lauren posted this. It is fake. If this actually happened I would call someone. Love you all.<br /><br />I had the worst day evar.<br />My mom told me that they don't have enough money to get me a new macbook pro.<br />So they're just going to give me a crappy refurbished one from Dell.<br />I bought a new bike, but someone stole it...<br />while I was on it.<br />That's right, yesterday evening I got mugged.<br />I didn't have anything with me except my Zune.<br />Which he stole.<br />And it had all of my Smashing Pumpkins music on it, because I can't access my files on my computer...<br />because it's being shitty.<br />Which is why I needed a new laptop to begin with.<br />And on top of all that...<br />this morning I went running after I went to Starbucks.<br />Because I was all hopped up on caffeine...<br />and I fell down.&nbsp; Hard.<br />And broke my clavicle.<br />Then while I was lying there on the side of the road, trying to get up<br />I almost got hit by a cap metro bus.<br />Fucking bastards.<br />So...<br />In the hospital they patched me up and gave me drugs.<br />And then Sean called and broke up with me.<br />But I don't really care right now because Lauren came over to take care of me<br />And she's awesome<br />So we drank some Mexican rum and she and I took one of my painkillers and it got us so high...<br />Which is just perfect.<br />I think I'm going to go make a venison meatloaf... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:69188 2008-01-02T08:03:49Z 2008-01-02T08:04:33Z have not happened in a while because I haven't updated my livejournal and if bad things happened i would post them here because that's what this lj is for and it hasn't happened so I haven't posted. <br /><br />But today, something really bad happened. <br /><br />I was abducted by aliens. <br /><br />And they used an anal probe. <br /><br />I'm back now, though. My butt kinda hurts but(t) I'm in one piece. <br /><br />They said that Hillary is one of there's.<br /><br />Just so you know. <br /><br />I'm going to go get some vaseline now. <br /><br />Bye. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:69007 2007-09-27T01:18:24Z 2007-09-27T01:18:24Z we learned that nothing make you wish you were anorexic...<br />more than your father telling you, "You've really blown up." urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:68770 2007-09-05T21:13:55Z 2007-09-05T21:13:55Z I still can't catch a fucking break.<br />Yesterday, I wrecked my bike.<br />I fell down...<br />and skidded about 3 feet down the sidewalk.<br />My back wheel sticks now.<br />This afternoon, I wake up to find that I can't bend my elbow...<br />and Travis might not be able to come see me...<br />because his brother/father have decided that since he's coming down next weekend...<br />he may as well move his brother back up with them.<br />Teach me to get excited about things.<br />And then...<br />OH THEN...<br />I decide I'm going to design to make myself happy...<br />beacuse I am working on/almost finished the coolest picture of Eva in existence.<br />I go to press play on my tunes...<br />and my Windows Media Player is closed.<br />Oh yeah, power outage.<br />I look to find that Illustrator is also not open.<br />OH YEAH. POWER. OUTAGE.<br />and my dumbass doesn't save anything. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:68606 2007-07-24T13:48:52Z 2007-07-24T13:48:52Z Life has decided to throw some KO punches. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:68317 2007-07-09T05:40:08Z 2007-07-09T05:40:08Z Jesus loves me...<br />not often but sometimes.<br />Take for instance the class I have to take over...<br />I thought I had Advertising Research from 8-12.<br />Turns out it's just 830-10.<br />Suh-weet. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:68027 2007-06-19T02:29:45Z 2007-06-19T02:29:45Z I invited Steve into my home.<br />Steve is a plecostomus...<br />which is a sucker fish for those of you that are dumb like me.<br />I got Steve so he could be friends with Holden...<br />my turtle...<br />and eat his poop.<br />Steve was sick when I got him...<br />so I bought some medicine for him...<br />bringing my grand total up to $7.77.<br />I got home and put Steve in Holden's tank and put the medicine in the water.<br />I introduced Holden to Steve and he seemed ok with this new friend.<br />I called my family about 45 minutes later to tell them about Holden's new friend.<br />Just as I went to tell my sister...<br />the words were stolen from my mouth...<br />as half of Steve was stolen from his body.<br />Holden is an asshole. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:67766 2007-06-13T03:23:18Z 2007-06-13T03:23:18Z we have learned...<br />shit happens and it makes you sad...<br />but it passes...<br />kinda like a gallstone...<br />it's pretty damn painful before it passes...<br />but it does...<br />and you're ok.<br /><br />I dedicate this to b. &lt;3 urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:67196 2007-05-22T02:10:38Z 2007-05-22T02:10:38Z my sister decided to wax my armpits.<br />Jesus Christ on a cross...<br />OW. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:66970 2007-05-14T05:08:52Z 2007-05-14T05:08:52Z my TA finally posted our grades up from our advertising research final.<br />87.<br />This is 8 points away from a 95.<br />This is 8 points away from me passing. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:66711 2007-05-12T03:39:12Z 2007-05-12T03:39:12Z I was moving everything out to my car...<br />so I can put it in storage tomorrow.<br />I had a cart piled high with boxes.<br />Some fell..<br />but I caught them...<br />because I am that cool.<br />One fell...<br />and shattered a bottle of soy sauce all over the pavement.<br />Not so cool. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:66534 2007-05-07T15:12:18Z 2007-05-07T15:12:18Z I got my test grade back.<br />You know, the one I studied for...<br />and failed.<br />52.5.<br />Nothing makes you realize "what the fuck am I doing here?" more than a 52.5.<br />Why do I even try?<br />Oh, but wait; here's the kicker.<br />In a class where I have made 54, 76, and 52.5 on the tests...<br />I have to make a 99 on the final to pass.<br />HA!<br />I'm trying...<br />but as we've seen before making an effort gets me no where.<br />To put a sugar coating on this huge pile of shit...<br />I'm sick as a fucking dog. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:66230 2007-05-04T19:34:07Z 2007-05-04T19:34:07Z they did the UT remembers ceremony...<br />in memoriam of the students who died in the VT shooting.<br />I walked past as they played that bagpipe song...<br />no, i do not know what it is called...<br />it sent chills up my spine.<br />While in front of the communications building calling a friend...<br />they began tolling the bells.<br />My heart hung heavy...<br />and I was nearly brought to tears...<br />not for the VT students...<br />I have sympathy for their families...<br />and I know what they are going through...<br />but my feelings were not because of them.<br />Where would he be today?<br />Would he be graduating from the Air Force Academy next year in May...<br />like I will be from UT?<br />Would we still be friends?<br />Would he have forgiven me of all the pain I caused him?<br />Who would he be today?<br />Who would I be today?<br />Some down-trodden, weak, dependent soul...<br />still under the control of her peice of shit boyfriend...<br />who she had cast Bubba so gingerly aside for?<br />Every so often there is something so simplisticly profound...<br />that it rips open the scar in my little, calloused heart...<br />and I feel again.<br />I thank you for all the change you've given me.<br />I thank you for making me stronger.<br />I thank you for making me who I am today and not who I was three years ago. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:65877 2007-05-03T23:22:55Z 2007-05-03T23:22:55Z I had two back-to-back finals.<br />I almost forgot about this because of the devastating news I just got.<br />(goes to show how much school matters to me.)<br />So, I studied my ass of for my Advertising Research exam.<br />I was ready days ahead of time...<br />and kept reading over my notes.<br />The Interpersonal Communication one not-so-much...<br />actually I could say not-at-all...<br />I-love-hyphens.<br />I was too busy studying for the other test...<br />plus there is a retest.<br />Anyways, I take my advertising exam...<br />and I most likely flunked the shit out of it.<br />The communication exam I think I did ok on.<br />Does this make sense?<br />No.<br />If I failed my advertising exam, am I fucked?<br />Yes. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:65624 2007-05-03T23:15:15Z 2007-05-03T23:15:15Z I read Pink is the New Blog...<br />like everyday...<br />to find some very disturbing news in the newslinks.<br />I love the Smashing Pumpkins.<br />They are the most amazing band in existence.<br />If you deny that, I unna hafta cuddabitch.<br />Ok so the news.<br />There is a Smashing Pumpkins tribute album coming out...<br />DONE BY MYSPACE.<br />Wait, don't start crying yet.<br />This is the tracklisting:<br />· Panic! at the Disco: "Tonight, Tonight"<br />· (+44): "I Am One"<br />· The Academy Is ... : "Mayonaise"<br />· Deftones: "Siva"<br />· 30 Seconds to Mars: (track TBD)<br />· The Bravery: "Rocket"<br />· Young Love: "1979"<br />· The New Amsterdams: "Thirty-Three"<br />· Test Your Reflex: "Ava Adore"<br />· Ben Kweller: "Today"<br />· Hawthorne Heights: "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"<br />· Gliss: "Rhinoceros" <br />Ok, now you can start crying.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1558587/20070502/smashing_pumpkins.jhtml">[Source]</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:65323 2007-05-02T02:44:50Z 2007-05-02T02:44:50Z I bought a kitchen torch.<br />I made crème brulée for my French class.<br />Tommorow, I am going to torch it in class...<br />if I can find some butane to put in it...<br />which I conveniently passed up at central market...<br />because who the fuck sells a butane torch with no butane!?!?! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:65047 2007-04-25T16:42:05Z 2007-04-25T16:42:05Z my ID card was laying on my bed next to my keys.<br />Now, I'm going to let you in on a little secret about the people that built the dormitory.<br />They are idiots.<br />So, you need your ID card to get into the dorm.<br />They gave us a desk...<br />and an immovable bed...<br />smashed right next to each other...<br />with a small, card-sized crack that goes straight to the floor...<br />where my card is now chilling out for eternity. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:64974 2007-04-25T04:18:55Z 2007-04-25T04:18:55Z procrastination bit me in the ass.<br />We had a project due for Advertising Research.<br />It was a small project...<br />but one all the same.<br />The TA sent out an e-mail saying that SSPS was available on all the PCs in the UGL.\<br />I went there this morning assuming the project would just be a breeze...<br />when I log in to find there is no SSPS.<br />Another computer...<br />another floor...<br />no SSPS...<br />and it's time for class.<br />I go to class and tell her...<br />she says, "You shourd haiv e-maired me, rike everyone erse did."<br />Semi-truthfully, I told her that I had started last night...<br />in which she told me that I was shit out of luck...<br />and that I could have downloaded it on my computer...<br />like she told us "a rot" of times in lab...<br />which I never remember or understand what she says...<br />and couldn't find on one document on blackboard saying "SSPS can be downloaded here."<br />Who's to blame? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:64669 2007-04-24T05:52:16Z 2007-04-24T05:52:16Z Jenna and I decided burritos were the way to go for lunch.<br />She likes Chipotle.<br />I hate Chipotle...<br />but like Moe's.<br />So, we parted ways for our burrito festivities.<br />I got my burrito...<br />and queso for my chips.<br />"Eleven-fifty." says the man behind the counter.<br />I hand him my Bevo Bucks and think...<br />WHAT THE FUCK?<br />I get my bag and there are enough nasty little chips to feed a third world country...<br />for a century.<br />Jenna and I go back to the dorm...<br />and I microwave my queso because it was thick and cold...<br />only to let it explode all over the microwave.<br />Fuck burritos forever. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:64288 2007-04-24T05:47:03Z 2007-04-24T05:47:03Z I came home from Houston to find an amazing parking spot...<br />right in front of the dorm.<br />Sweet deal, I know.<br />Today, the sign was moved...<br />and I moved my car out into the middle of no where...<br />so I wouldn't get towed. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:64074 2007-04-20T18:21:41Z 2007-04-20T18:21:41Z I am going out of town.<br />Well, to Houston, but it's still out of town.<br />My family made me a delicious rasberry pie for my birthday.<br />I still have a peice of it left...<br />with huge ass mold spores growing on the top of it.<br />Enjoy my pie, you fucks. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pisss:63771 2007-04-20T18:16:52Z 2007-04-20T18:16:52Z just like every other day, French is at 1.<br />I take an amazing nap because I woke up early for no reason.<br />Well, the reason I woke up early was to go do training, but my trainer cancelled on me.<br />So I set my alarm so I could get to class and take my quiz and be a good student...<br />and I wake up to the sound of showering...<br />at 12:50...<br />in my underoos...<br />so there is no time for me to get dressed and go to class and take the quiz...<br />given that it takes me 15 minutes to get to class...<br />10 minutes to find a clean peice of clothing that fits me...<br />and Elli starts the quiz at the beginning of class and if you aren't there you're fucked.<br />My alarm is going to go off at midnight and scare the buh-jesus out of me.